Vampire Test

Answer all of these questions to see if you are a vampire, or how close.
1. Do you prefer the night?	1. choose one yes no
2. Do you bite?	2. choose one yes no
3. Do you bite frequently?	3. choose one yes no
4. Is blood your major staple?	4. choose one yes no
5. Do you go a little crazy when you get blood on your hands?	5. choose one yes no
6. Do you like the sight of blood?	6. choose one yes no
7. Do you have a strong lust reaction and start to salivate at the sight of blood?	7. choose one yes no
8. Were you personal friends with Leif Erickson, Genghis Kahn, or Napolean?	8. choose one yes no
9. Does garlic bother you in any way?	9. choose one yes no
10. Do you like steak tartar?	10. choose one yes no
11. Do you drink blood?	11. choose one yes no
12. Do you go through withdrawel or suffer when you dont get enough blood at any time?	12. choose one yes no
13. Were you born over 120 years ago?	13. choose one yes no
14. Are you Chaotic Evil during dinner time? (could not resist).	14. choose one yes no
15. Do you sleep in a coffin or other enclosed place?	15. choose one yes no
16. Do you go to horror films for the comic elements?	16. choose one yes no
17. Do you leave horror films frequently starving?	17. choose one yes no
18. Have you ever killed for the blood?	18. choose one yes no
19. Can you smell blood from a block away?	19. choose one yes no
20. Can you fly?	20. choose one yes no
21. Do you have superhuman powers?	21. choose one yes no
22. Can you take on a martial arts master?	22. choose one yes no
23. Do you have noticeable fangs?	23. choose one yes no
24. Does the sight of a holy man with a religious symbol turn you?	24. choose one yes no
25. Do you take Life-Energy from people?	25. choose one yes no
26. Have you ever killed small rodents, insects, or cute little Chip n Dale for blood?	26. choose one yes no
27. Do you pretend to be reluctant/sympathetic over a bad habit you have?	27. choose one yes no
28. Has a vampire ever bit you?	28. choose one yes no
29. Have you ever tasted the blood of a vampire?	29. choose one yes no
30. Have you ever been close friends with any of the undead?	30. choose one yes no
31. Would you ever choose becoming undead instead of dying (Firefly's Question)?	31. choose one yes no
32. Do you believe in vampires?	32. choose one yes no
33. Have you ever met a vampire?	33. choose one yes no
34. Do you not reflect in the mirror (invisible)?	34. choose one yes no
35. Are you immortal?	35. choose one yes no
36. Is blood or taking blood one of your biggest priorities?	36. choose one yes no
37. Have you ever tried, considered or accomplished robbing a blood bank?	37. choose one yes no
38. Do your friends think you are a vampire?	38. choose one yes no
39. Does your SO think you are a vampire?	39. choose one yes no
40. Is your SO a vampire?	40. choose one yes no
41. When you read Alex J-s fluff do you get deja-vu?	41. choose one yes no
42. Do you have those hypnotic eyes that no one can resist?	42. choose one yes no
43. Is red your favorite color?	43. choose one yes no
44. Is your SO frequently prone to extreme moments of being tired?	44. choose one yes no
45. Do you enjoy neck nibbling?	45. choose one yes no
46. Have you (or will you) outlived your great great grandchildren?	46. choose one yes no
47. Do you avoid direct sunlight?	47. choose one yes no
48. Do you avoid contact with holy water?	48. choose one yes no
49. Do you giggle at funerals?	49. choose one yes no
50. Do your eyes turn bizarre colors during feeding time?	50. choose one yes no
51. Do you dislike maniacs chasing you with wooden stakes?	51. choose one yes no
52. Did you survive the black plague?	52. choose one yes no
53. Do you dislike getting burned to death?	53. choose one yes no
54. Would you survive a few bullet wounds in vital organs?	54. choose one yes no
55. Despite many interpretations, do you have an exact image in mind when one mentions vampire?	55. choose one yes no
56. Do you write vampire fluff based on personal experience?	56. choose one yes no
57. Do you not write vampire fluff based on personal experience?	57. choose one yes no
58. Do you have many excuses for killing (like, they're child abusers)?	58. choose one yes no
59. Do your victims (if they live) ever complain of a sore neck?	59. choose one yes no
60. Has anyone ever called you a pain in the neck?	60. choose one yes no
61. Do you like the taste of blood?	61. choose one yes no
62. Do you LOVE the taste of blood?	62. choose one yes no
63. Is there nothing in the universe that tastes better than blood?	63. choose one yes no
64. Can you change your form at will?	64. choose one yes no
65. Do you stay up all night (no fair if you are a student, but okay)?	65. choose one yes no
66. Do you sleep most (or all) of the day?	66. choose one yes no
67. Do you make long term financial investments?	67. choose one yes no
68. Do you visit a graveyard more then once a week?	68. choose one yes no
69. Do you like to leave your mark on people?	69. choose one yes no
70. Do you like to sit in the front row around boxing rings?	70. choose one yes no
71. Does the man in the mortuary pay you under the counter?	71. choose one yes no
72. Does it take more than coffee to wake you up sometimes?	72. choose one yes no
73. When you do wake up, do you often feel as if you have risen from the dead?	73. choose one yes no
74. Do people say this to your face?	74. choose one yes no
75. Do you secretly watch daredevils and hope for the worst?	75. choose one yes no
76. Can you run the 100 meters faster than 8 seconds?	76. choose one yes no
77. Do you read any vampire fanzines?	77. choose one yes no
78. Do you have more than 10 vampire books?	78. choose one yes no
79. Do you have 50 or more vampire books?	79. choose one yes no
80. Have you read all of your vampire books?	80. choose one yes no
81. Do you belong to a vampyres electronic mailing list?	81. choose one yes no
82. Have you seen over 20 vampire movies?	82. choose one yes no
83. When you do see a vampire movie, do you route for the vampire?	83. choose one yes no
84. Does it piss you off when the humans always win?	84. choose one yes no
85. Do you have a favorite blood type?	85. choose one yes no
86. Do people around you occasionally pass away due to blood loss?	86. choose one yes no
87. Have you ever passed away due to blood loss?	87. choose one yes no
88. Were you a vampire Doubting Thomas once upon a time who dared a vampire to show himself?	88. choose one yes no
89. Did you participate in the California Gold Rush?	89. choose one yes no
90. Do you carry home soil with you everywhere?	90. choose one yes no
91. Have you ever been buried?	91. choose one yes no
92. Are people cattle (opinion type of question)?	92. choose one yes no
93. Do you often think your victims deserve what they get?	93. choose one yes no
94. Do you identify with the hungry hunter?	94. choose one yes no
95. Does the name vampire enter into your thoughts more than 3 times a day/night?	95. choose one yes no
96. Are you a car mechanic or polititian?	96. choose one yes no
97. Do you frequently get blood stains on your clothes?	97. choose one yes no
98. Have you ever publicly admitted you would become a vampire under certain conditions?	98. choose one yes no
99. Have you ever bit or been bitten while having sex?	99. choose one yes no
100. Would you email me and admit it if you are vampire? Then do it, lol.	100. choose one yes no
Score = Correct answers for the perfect vampire:

1.Do YOU think you're a vampire?

0-12:
Let's face it. You're probably not a vampire. But I'm wary of people in this category.
Vampirism may be disparate from their own personality, but because of this, it may be a
form of a forbidden fruit for them. These people are the most inclined to increase their
scores rapidly given the right circumstances.

13-33:
You're most likely human. While you have less personality traits in common with
the vampire, people in this group might like certain aspects of vampyrism as opposed to
others. Like, they'd like the immortality, but hate hurting people; or, they'd like hurting
people, but would fear getting bored doing it.

34-50:
You're still most likely human. But here we start to see people with more and more
characteristics of the vampire. Some people in this group would be willing to join the
undead given the right circumstances. Others may only now be realizing exactly how much
they have in common with the vampire. Still others just love blood a lot.

51-59:
If you're mortal and you know a vampire you may not stay mortal much longer. Part of the
probability does refer to the future as well, with this in mind, most members of this group
are likely to be human, or if they're a vampire, they're probably a newly turned one.

60-74:
We see more hard core vampire loving humans or newly turned vampires here. If you're mortal
and you got this score, quickly check your results on the Vampire Vulnerability Test. If
that is high too, you're in big trouble. You probably like the taste of blood, are entirely
nocturnal, and have a wonderful viewpoint for making posts. Then again, if you do get this
high of a score, quickly test to see if indeed you are human.

75 and up:
You are what you are. And you are a Vampire.